In a world where happiness comes with monthly payments and purpose requires a premium subscription, Life™ corporation has perfected selling existence itself.

Marcus Dent was content with his Basic Human Experience Package until a clerical error upgraded him to Premium Life™. Now he sees what others cannot: templated friendships, algorithmic love, scheduled failures, and rationed dreams.

A wickedly funny, devastatingly sharp satirical novel about meaning, debt, and the possibility that someone has already sold your soul and is charging you interest.