This is a work of experimental fiction, aiming to stretch the boundaries of what is accepted as absurd. To clarify, absurd is the name, satire is the game. This collection of short stories, poetry, allusions, and practical jokes seeks to break of the monotony of daily life and provide to you, the reader, something to take your mind off of the boring reality we all live in today! So, join the exploits of ghosts, pirates, ghostly pirates, pantomime horses, historical figures, and a plethora of other memorable characters in "A Tribute to Greatness: The Vanity Tour"