I work for the Parks and Recreation Department, which means that I do a lot of mowing of the grass and picking weeds out of flower beds. It’s hot, sweaty work come summertime, but I work up a really good tan and my muscles stay in sleek shape. I don't want to brag or anything, but the chicks think I'm pretty hot property, and judging by the traffic in and out of my tent, I'd say they're pretty well right.

This summer I'm stationed at a large park up north, and I'm roughing it, sleeping in a tent, cooking on a fire, and bathing in the lake. Yesterday I went on garbage detail, roaming the park picking up crap that campers lazily leave behind.