For soldier of fortune and Aussie knockabout Lachlan McKnight, his new contract with Great White Global Risk Consulting was supposed to be an easy way to make some sweet cash, catch up with old mates and hang out with hot European chicks.Unfortunately, when you're a drunken womaniser, your best mate is a lying, sexual deviant and your contract is in Afghanistan, life doesn't always go according to plan. In fact, for Big Lachy, trouble always seems to be just around the corner, whether it's a professional Rugby League player with a score to settle, an Amazonian Marine trying to seduce him, or an online troll trying to destroy him.In this first of many 'Lachlan McKnight Adventures', the action never ceases, as Lachy mixes it with the Green Berets, takes it to the Taliban and makes it home in time for medals and movie night.If you don't mind a good yarn, a good laugh, a good old-fashioned fistfight or two and a few gunfights thrown in for good measure, then join Lachy McKnight as he shoots, roots, drinks, fights, laughs and loves his way from the pubs of Cronulla to the Badlands of Afghanistan and back.

B.T Middleton is a fat white male in his late thirties whose best days on the paddock and the dancefloor are well and truly behind him. He is originally from Sydney, but currently lives on the Gold Coast with his wife, two tweenaged daughters and his mother. He invented McKnight in order to experience adventures that he was always too ugly and unskilled to experience in real-life.He has held a variety of significant and influential jobs throughout his working life, including super market checkout operator, Car-Washer, Nursery Hand and mobile phone accessory salesman. In all these roles, B.T. Middleton found that his intelligence, unique sense of humour and mediocrity was under-valued, so he decided to embark on a transitional journey from unexceptional employee to unexceptional writer. He sincerely hopes that this will improve his ability to fulfil his offspring's unrelenting demand for shelter, electricity and food.He is a Rugby League tragic who one day hopes to see New South Wales win another series and the Bears reinstated into the NRL, hopefully at the expense of Souffs or the Roosters. He also enjoys cooking foods with copious amounts of melted cheese.