Welcome to the Club: A Menopause Thriller

Whether You Want to or Not

Menopause doesn't knock politely. It kicks the door down.

Welcome to the Club: A Menopause Thriller is a smart, funny, and refreshingly honest look at the messy, maddening, and often unspoken realities of menopause, told by someone living it, from the inside out.

This is not a medical guide.

Nor a wellness manifesto.

And it's definitely not a whisper.

Instead, this book is a candid, laugh-out-loud collection of real experiences from the front lines of hot flashes, brain fog, insomnia, self-doubt, and the strange realization that you can feel exhausted and wired at the same time. It's for women who are navigating menopause while still leading teams, raising families, building careers, and trying, sometimes desperately, to feel like themselves again.

Inside these pages, you'll find:

. The truth about hot flashes. How they start quietly, then suddenly demand industrial-strength fans and emergency wardrobe changes

. What it's like to be the oldest woman in the room, holding authority and confidence together while your body betrays you

. Insomnia that turns nights into marathon thinking sessions no one asked for

. Memory glitches that arrive mid-sentence and leave you wondering why you walked into the room

. The emotional whiplash of seeing yourself on camera during Zoom calls and webinars

. Weight gain, fatigue, and the mental gymnastics of trying to be "fine" when you're clearly not

. The unexpected comfort of shared misery, laughter, and saying the quiet parts out loud

Welcome to the Club is an invitation to recognize yourself in someone else's story, to laugh when you can, to feel seen when you need it most, and to remember that this chapter, however wild, does not define or diminish you.

And whether you wanted to join or not,

you're not in this club alone.