Here is a huge compendium of laugh-out-loud jokes that will let boys and girls entertain themselves and their friends for hours and hours.

• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
• Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
• Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired.
• What did one toilet say to the other? You look a tad flushed.
• Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
• Which month has 28 days? They all do!
• Can a frog jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course, the Empire State Building Can't Jump
• What's a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisssstory.

Sky Pony is the children's book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.

Bethany Straker is an acclaimed illustrator whose work has been featured in numerous books, including Smelly Ghost, Ruby Moo's Deep-Sea Adventure!, A Curious Robot on Mars!, Springy Chicken, The Spotty Dotty Daffodil, and The Funny Bunny Fly. She lives in Kent, England.