Most people need to pick their noses. Most people prefer to be discreet about it. Young Max does not. Indeed, he seems to believe that such activity counts as exercise.

Max's mum hopes that making him wear a red clown's nose will stop Max indulging himself. Max doesn't like the idea, until he is told that Gran is coming over. Now he needs a way to stop her kissing him when she arrives... Let C.P. Sharpe help you feel better about picking your own nose. After all, he's had so much practise himself; he really should look at being more discreet. Suitable for all ages, Pick Your Red Nose is a quirky, upbeat story told in a series of illustrated stills. Indeed, the video is available on YouTube at cpsharpebooks. Thank you for reading this far. Indulge your curiosity further by taking a Look Inside The Book or downloading a sample. If you'd like to know more, please visit the cpsharpe website.

C.P. Sharpe has been writing (what he calls) humour from a young age (well, about nineteen, which, considering he's now pushing fifty, can now be considered 'a young age').

After thirty-odd years of making a valiant effort at joke and sketch-writing, short stories, novels, stand-up comedy, various parodies, videos, songs and articles, he is now looking at re-formatting all that material into ebooks...mostly because he's finally figured out that he can.

So far, titles include Days of Our Lies, Antidote to Road Rage and Break the Bullying Code. He is currently bashing away at a follow-up (he doesn't actually bash anything; he's fairly civilised).

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Thank you for showing an interest. Frankly, that's as much as he can hope for. CP wants you to get as much of a kick out of his content as he does. (He won't actually kick you. That would involve standing up. Perhaps an appreciative raised eyebrow.)

C.P. Sharpe's Pick Your Red Nose: A Short Run for Comic Relief was created as a fundraiser for Comic Relief 2022. Proceeds go to Red Nose Day, which this year lands on Friday 18th March.

C.P. has been following the important work of Comic (and Sport) Relief since the first telethon, way back in 1988 (and mentioning this now makes him feel old). He has always wanted to bring something to the table himself, and so he came up with this:

Young Max won't stop picking his nose. His Mum thinks making him wear the red one will achieve this. Max doesn't like the idea, until he is told that Gran is coming over. Now he needs a way to stop her kissing him when she arrives…

Suitable for all ages, this upbeat little story is told in a series of illustrated stills. Indeed, the video is also available on YouTube (channel name: SeaPeaSharpe).

Thank you for reading this far. Indulge your curiosity a litte more by checking out the preview, and then it's just one step further…