Some vampires want to drain your blood. This one wants to drain your property values.
Meet Ronald Bitterhump: spray tanned vampire, failed resort developer, and owner of the world's most tragic comb-over. His dream? Transform sleepy Cauldron Falls into "Fangtasia Falls"?a luxury vampire spa where the undead can get facials and work on their tans. (Yes, really.)
His secret weapon? Tandy Keyes, a magically-challenged realtor who couldn't light a candle with a flamethrower but can spot a commission opportunity from three counties away. Armed with business cards reading "Vampire Real Estate Queen" and a vision board covered in glitter, Tandy's ready to sell out her entire town for a corner office and eternal commission rights.
Standing in their way: Honey Hadwin and her long-lost sister Maisie (plus Bartie, a sarcastic British bat with strong opinions about Ronald's fashion choices), one very competent detective, and Vlad Marcum?a vampire hunter who talks like a theme park pirate and carries enough stakes to build a fence.
When the blood moon rises and Ronald arrives with his coven of discount vampires, he's about to discover that magical water doesn't appreciate being turned into a spa treatment?and that nothing ruins an evil scheme quite like a really, really bad hair day.
Featuring: vampire spray tan disasters, weaponized real estate enthusiasm, and the most embarrassing supernatural invasion in magical history.
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I was born in Ashland, Kentucky, the youngest of three children, and grew up in the small Eastern Kentucky town of Inez. I moved to Lexington to finish high school. Attending Transylvania University for two years, before graduating from Hollins University in Roanoke, Virginia - with a degree in Economics - go figure! After a stint in New York City, I moved back home to Kentucky and have since built my life around family.
Living just outside of Cincinnati with my husband, Sean, and our five amazing kids, and a precious goldendoodle, I work hard to find time to balance family, work, and writing.
My first passion is weaving mysteries and I'm working on several new fiction projects now. This past year, I also find great joy in creating useful journals, trackers, and planners. I have big plans for publishing more of these creative notebooks in the future! As always, I cannot wait to share my next novel with you. I hope you enjoy and welcome hearing from you!
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