Victor the vampire won't stop biting books in search of "spicy" tales, and The Librarian is on the warpath!

We've salvaged five delicious paranormal romances:

A celibate vampire's ex wreaks havoc in his dreams in "Wrong Kind of Thirsty."

An angel trades celestial light for vampiric freedom in "Cages of Glory."

An ordinary woman becomes a vampire's fated mate at a Halloween party in "Bitten on Halloween."

A century-old vampire tour guide finds unexpected connection in "The Vampire's Tour Guide."

A mansion's mysterious resident offers eternal love and darkness in "Shadows in Neon."

(P.S. Please don't actually bite our books. Victor's done enough damage.)