Read the prose poems by Bandit, Cosmo, Phantom, Ping, and Mei Mei as they terrorize visitors, periodically run away from home, bring back presents in the form of rodents, scratch at the furniture, and hide every time they hear that terrible "vet" word.

D.R. Ransdell torments writing students during the day and characters at night. She resides in Tucson, where she also plays with a mariachi. Her latest book, Dervla Alarms the Nanas, is a humorous paranormal mystery set in Tucson.