"But this is absurd. You keep brining me in here then throwing me out again."

It's a Tuesday afternoon in an office building like any other.
A burnt-out job applicant, an embittered Personal Assistant, a neurotic mail room clerk and a scheming executive are all about to cross paths, setting in motion an escalating chain of events that will leave more than one body on the boardroom floor by 5pm.

"It takes downsizing out of the hands of the executive class, and gives it back to the people, who really know how to do it."

David A. Smart is a neophyte novelist and accomplished asthmatic. He lives in a state of perpetual bemusement.