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The Dean Drucker Double Feature delivers two no-holds-barred works of satire that tackle power, patriotism, and the surreal collision between American ideals and modern-day delusion.
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Diplomacy and Delusions
After 11 quiet years as a Sun City gatekeeper, Dean Drucker is unexpectedly called to heaven?not for retirement, but for divine promotion. Now appointed Dean of the Harvard School of Divinity (in the afterlife, of course), he's tasked with hosting the Celestial Tribunal, a no-nonsense assembly of historical and spiritual icons brought together to address the planet's most pressing moral failings.
From Ronald Reagan to Abraham Lincoln, Moses to Muhammad, the tribunal doesn't hold back. With biting humor and biblical wrath, they weigh in on corruption, vengeance, greed, political theater, and the tragic erosion of truth. Diplomacy and Delusions is part courtroom drama, part divine roast?a heavenly reckoning where even Trump's golden plane can't escape judgment.
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The Patriot Chronicles
Meanwhile, back on Earth, the American story has taken a sharp turn. In The Patriot Chronicles, Dean Drucker unravels a satirical saga of a democracy under siege?led not by kings or conquerors, but by clowns in suits and cowards in robes.
This isn't your typical political commentary. This is a tale told through fractured reflections of real figures?like the "Lousy Liar," the "Impersonator," and the "Robber Baron Supreme Court Justice." With sharp wit and stinging commentary, the book exposes how power, once meant to serve the people, now serves the privileged few.
The result? A Republic on life support, a flag hijacked by extremists, and a nation searching for its soul.
Dean Drucker?equal parts patriot, satirist, and spiritual rogue?delivers a double dose of truth and fire. Whether you read for the laughs, the history, or the reckoning, this collection reminds us that justice may be slow... but it's still on the docket.
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The Patriot Chronicles
Meanwhile, back on Earth, the American story has taken a sharp turn. In The Patriot Chronicles, Dean Drucker unravels a satirical saga of a democracy under siege?led not by kings or conquerors, but by clowns in suits and cowards in robes.
This isn't your typical political commentary. This is a tale told through fractured reflections of real figures?like the "Lousy Liar," the "Impersonator," and the "Robber Baron Supreme Court Justice." With sharp wit and stinging commentary, the book exposes how power, once meant to serve the people, now serves the privileged few.
The result? A Republic on life support, a flag hijacked by extremists, and a nation searching for its soul.
Dean Drucker?equal parts patriot, satirist, and spiritual rogue?delivers a double dose of truth and fire. Whether you read for the laughs, the history, or the reckoning, this collection reminds us that justice may be slow... but it's still on the docket.