After the trials and tribulations of our couples' holiday in Mexico, things between Suzy and I became so strained we were barely talking to one another. What was worse, even the idea of her sneaking off to see another man didn't give the thrill that it used to.

The hardest part about coming back from Mexico was that the woman I really wanted to be with was still on the other side of the Atlantic. This was made even clearer when Cyndi and I shared a few intimate videocalls. I knew I had a big decision to make.

As it turned out, Suzy's egocentric desire for satisfying her own needs helped me make the decision. We may have had a very open arrangement, but that didn't mean that I couldn't close my account and go elsewhere...