Dale, Ruby, and Mark are not heroes. They're not detectives. They're just three people who stumbled into something way over their heads and managed to survive mostly through a combination of luck, panic, and the kind of desperate decision-making that makes for good comedy and terrible life advice.

This book is for everyone who's ever worked a job they didn't particularly like, made a purchase they couldn't afford, or gotten involved in a plan they should have walked away from. It's for everyone who's ever looked at their bank account and thought, "What if I just... found money somehow?"

Spoiler alert: metal detecting is not the answer.

But it makes for a pretty good story.

So here it is. A tale of treasure hunting, terrible decisions, and the kind of friendship that only forms when you've collectively done something incredibly stupid and somehow survived it.