It's time for a wedding!

Preparations for Kelvin's continent-spanning septuple wedding are underway! Matchups for the objection system will be decided, and each event featuring Kelvin and one of his wives will involve them bringing their full might to bear, complete with prior plans, countermeasures, and training-with help from friends (including the Ten Authorities!). Who will win each of these seven bouts? Will the weddings go off without a hitch otherwise? And... Wait, what's that?! What's Lalanoah doing...?!