You need this book.

Join the bearded lizard's quest to learn about the greatest mysteries and the deepest pearls of wisdom from some of the most famous magicians who ever lived!!! And maybe buy a few of their products...

A fun and quirky picture book for kids and adults to read aloud and laugh together. With a bouncing fun rhyme and silly but wonderful illustrations, The Greatest Wizard Lizard will delight children and adults again and again and probably again some more. The perfect read-aloud book. Having a beard is optional.