This is Sibby's Law...on hormones.

Sibzilla is on the loose. She's coming for your pastries, chicken wings, and pie.

She's coming for bigger pants.

No one is safe. Especially not her husband.

Watch out, Mother Shuckers. It's about to get real.

Indie author Samantha Garman lives in Brooklyn--way too close to a donut bakery. After seven years in the hospitality industry, she had enough horror stories to write a book. Tales of New York Waitress is now available. Stalk her on Facebook (Samantha Garman-Author), Twitter (@samgarman), Instagram (sammgarman), or Tumblr (http://samanthagarman.tumblr.com). You can also visit samanthagarman.com but she rarely updates it.