Pizza cults! Barn ghouls! Carpet zombies! Skulls and kisses!

A background skull from a popular 80s horror novel comes to life and becomes obsessed with the book's reader. Two women fall in love as a giant monster destroys the town around them. Friends band together to haul their BFF's corpse to the ocean for the ultimate funeral-by-shark.

This collection includes the New York Times-mentioned "5 Ways to Kill Your Rapist on a Farm" and 11 other stories that blend horror, sci-fi, weird, and romance into a unique mix from award-winning author Emma Alice Johnson.