'Hamish decided to call his father-in-law 'The Exorcist' because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.'

If you're Scottish, you like a wee joke. Aye, and you can take one just as well. Packed with the very best one-liners and yarns from the land of the brave, The Little Book of Scottish Jokes will get you guffawing in no time.

Greig Findlay