Remember, dear reader, that time, Oh, not so long ago now...
a mere 60 days... when the NEWS meant
"What's New and Exciting!"
When the stock market rallied every day and was such F.U.N!
Even though it did not affect the High Street economics, because corporations' control 2/3 of the stock market
-The Elite's private/public gambling casino, you might say.

Remember those salad days, Oh, chaste one, when we celebrated a"Rapist for President," and it was so cute?
So, audacious. So, awesome. So, grating. So... American!