Mohammed wrote his poetry;

To mock it? Sinful blasphemy!

"Quran's the best!" jihadists say,

"Insult its words? We'll bomb and slay!"

Rejecting their deranged demands

And fraudster prophet's crazed commands,

This chapbook offers rhyming sin;

Defy fanatics, venture in!

Ibrahim S. Amin was educated at the Manchester Grammar School, the University of Newcastle, and the University of Manchester. He wallowed in education for as long as he could, earning his PhD in Classics & Ancient History. At that point he ran out of excuses and joined the real world ? where he now writes to support his unhealthy takeaway addiction.