In a vaguely medieval setting, a hardboiled and bookish young princess dreams of a daring escape from her stupid wedding. The plan involves precision timing, punching, and of course, a swarm of pterodactyls. A heartwarmingly ridiculous story of revenge, weird cults, temporal anomalies, warrior ghosts, and more flying reptiles than any other comedic fantasy novella, GUARANTEED. 'The Princess and the Pterodactyls' is a collaboration between noted pseudonym J. Bartholomew Hivemind, and himself. This mighty tome attempts to answer the question humanity has been asking since eternity began: "Huh?

J. Bartholomew Hivemind is a deeply mysterious pseudonym. Electrodes were once attached to his or her brain, but not on purpose. With an intellect spanning multiple time zones, only three facts are known about the author: They built their own house with their bare hands. They can speak fluent Swedish. Their fashion choices always clash in some way. The 'J.' at the beginning of their name doesn't stand for anything in particular.