Hotdogs are food for the souls..if only they could eat.

Doomed to hawk hotdogs to eternally ravenous spirits in the fiery pits of hell, Statin dreams of something beyond the illustrious title of Hell's premiere frankfurter peddler.

After eons of mundane servitude, he questions why his half brother, Satan, has all the power, and he none.

Abandoning his trusty hotdog stand, Statin embarks on a whimsical journey through the fiery pits of Hell for a heart-to-heart with his sibling, hoping to mend some family fences. However, Satan isn't exactly the poster child for warm and fuzzy reunions.

Statin's Revenge, a 3,000-word humorous dark fantasy, was originally part of the multi author anthology, "Ten Tickles: Quirky Tales from Beyond Sanity".