This collection of funny sayings from around the world - covering subjects from pessimism and money to happiness, drink and getting old - is an ideal gift, impulse buy or Christmas present, guaranteed to raise a laugh.Short sayings based on long experience - there are stacks here for you to enjoy!Experience is a comb nature gives to men when they are bald(Eastern)Listen to your conscience - the inner voice that tells you someone might be watching(Anon)A rumour goes in one ear and out many mouths(Chinese)A beautiful woman belongs to everyone but an ugly woman is yours alone(Indian)