A RUNAWAY BRIDE

The night before my dream Vegas wedding, I find my fiancé in bed with my best friend.

At the altar, instead of saying yes, I run--and fall.

My white lace dress is muddy

My hair is a mess

One shoe is gone

My ex-fiancé is trying to kidnap me, and he

won't give up.

Maybe a strawberry daiquiri (or ten) will help.