What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card

Even if we lose the Euros!

Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.