Celebrity is the excitement of being able to reach the world one sees at the click of a mouse on the internet, but at this crucial moment in the history of humankind, I prefer not to be the center of attention. That's why, so as not to distract anyone, I prefer to write under the sobriquet Johann Carolus (1575-1634), citizen of Strasburg and editor of a collection of all the news fit to print in his day, the first newspaper in history.