Guru #1: "Eat only these foods. Never eat those foods. Go to bed hungry. Starve all day. Don't eat anything. Smell your kale. Everything must be raw."

Guru #2: "Wake up at 3 AM. Exercise to exhaustion. Guzzle two buckets of green tea for nourishment. Plan each day to the microsecond."

Guru #3: Meditate one hour every morning. Meditate for one hour during lunch. Meditate with yoga at dinner. Meditate while broke and jobless. Stock up on incense."

This may be true in a perfect world.

But wait!

We don't live in a perfect world. Stuff happens in our real-life world. Life is messy. Our schedules are chaos. We are not iron-willed robots.

Self-discipline? Ha! Who has time for that?

"Find your motivation." Oh sure, maybe we can check between the couch cushions.

We don't crave productivity; we crave donuts.

The reality?

Real humans are flawed, snack-obsessed, and allergic to willpower. We need sneaky mind hacks to get stuff done, without the guru nonsense.

• No heroics needed.
• No misery required.
• Just shortcuts to outwit our prehistoric slacker minds.

Ready to get things done?

Our comfy sofa is waiting!

Let's "snaccidentally" succeed!