Home for the holidays can be stressful enough for ordinary humans. But for vampire couple Will and Helen Foley, going to her old Daniels family home in Kentucky brings a whole other set of problems.

First there's the fact that they can hear every little thing that goes on in the house.

Every. Thing.

Then there's the endless barrage of family members asking why they don't have kids yet. Thankfully no one's asking (yet) why they haven't aged.

Then there's the fact that animals seem to keep popping up where they aren't supposed to be...to say nothing of the fact that Mrs. Daniels seems oddly intent on no animals around at all, even in the backyard.

And oh yes...one of them seems to be talking to Helen.

Oh for a normal Thanksgiving.