Conquer age nine with the earth-shattering secrets and must-know tips they won't teach you in school-from the New York Times-bestselling author. Nine is an awesome age. One of the best! You finally start to get the respect you deserve, but you still get to enjoy being a kid. Before kids are ready for more independence, there's a lot they need to know. This handbook brings together the hilarious (How to Disguise Your Appearance), the helpful (How to Keep Your Head Bug-Free) and the potentially lifesaving (How to Save Someone Who's Choking) to help kids enjoy every second of year number nine! "These books are the best. Every kid should have them." -Jason Segel, actor and coauthor of the Nightmares! series

Kirsten Miller is a renowned author of middle-grade and YA fiction. She lives in Brooklyn with her family. Find out more at kirstenmillerbooks.com.