The Prime Minister, Ms Geraldine Berry, has turned a new leaf, aiming to streamline the English parliament to bring it into the 21st century. But others don't agree, particularly as she turns the House of Commons upside down getting all the parties to work together - yee gads!

This is a stand alone short story poking fun at the archaic parliamentary processes and the political lunatics who work there, though readers of A Rumpus at The Bottoms will recognise two of the main characters as they lead the affray.

KW Williamson move to a country village to have a quiet life.

Then it went horribly wrong.