Forget dusty textbooks and boring dates ? this is history that laughs back. If you think you know the *real* story of medieval myths, The Titanic, Gladiators, and Early American Settlers... think again.
Sarcastic History isn't your grandma's history book ? it's the one that tells you what *actually* happened (or would have ? if ancient Greeks had better Twitter).
✔ What You'll Laugh At (and Learn)
- Why medieval myths don't hold up under common sense.
- What *really* made history ridiculous (and unintentionally funny).
- Titanic disasters, bold gladiators, and settlers who had no idea what they signed up for.
✔ Who This Is For
- Fans of humor books that don't take themselves too seriously.
- People who like Horrible Histories... as adults.
- Anyone who appreciates history with a snarky twist.
Buy now ? because laughing at history is way more fun than rereading your high school notes.
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The Past Has Never Been This Funny
Sarcastic History drags the past kicking and screaming into the present ? with sarcasm, snark, and cheap jokes at the expense of people who can't defend themselves (because, well, they've been dead for centuries).
This series doesn't promise 100% accuracy ? it promises entertainment, laughter, and just enough truth to make you sound clever at dinner parties. Think of it as a history podcast that met a stand-up comedy routine, bought a few drinks, and accidentally produced a book. Even the illustrations add humor and witt to each chapter!
Inside Volume 1
Medieval Myths The "Dark Ages" weren't all mud and torture... though there was definitely some of that. From bathing habits to the mystery of chastity belts (spoiler: probably fake).
Onboard the Titanic An "unsinkable" ship meets an iceberg. Relive lifeboat chaos, dubious rescue efforts, and the disaster that sank the Gilded Age.
Life in Rome (Gladiators & Gimmicks) Step into the Colosseum where blood sport met marketing spin. Gladiators weren't always heroes ? sometimes just guys hoping to survive halftime.
Early American: Survival Tips Settlers expected golden cities and fireworks. Instead: swamps, mosquitoes, and starvation. Their survival strategies? Spoiler: they mostly sucked.
About the Series
Sarcastic History isn't here to teach dates and treaties. It's here to make you laugh, shake your head, and realize people in the past were just as clueless as people today. It's history ? with more jokes and fewer exams. About the Author Landon W. Archer lives somewhere in the Midwest, which means he knows more about cornfields than he ever wanted to and where winters are nine months long and the local cuisine is beige. When not debunking medieval nonsense, he can usually be found on a boat, convinced he's starring in a PBS special no one asked for while arguing with his dog, Blaze, about whether he deserves co-author credit.