Jack Bazoo Runs for President follows a man with no experience, no platform, no filter - and a highly classified past. What the American public doesn't know is that Jack Bazoo is secretly a low-level KGB operative sent to destabilize Western politics through sheer incompetence. The problem? He's doing too well. Each time Jack sparks another PR catastrophe - from punching a hologram of Lincoln to calling Iowa 'emotionally unnecessary' - the Kremlin deploys its finest bot farms to spin it into a historic triumph. As conspiracy theorists and self-help influencers unite behind him, Jack becomes the accidental leader of the fastest-growing political movement in America. Armed with a hacked teleprompter, emotionally unstable advisors, and a deep misunderstanding of civics, Jack stumbles through debates, scandals, and international incidents with the grace of a panicked raccoon. Expect side rants about loyalty oaths written in Comic Sans, propaganda memes made by teenagers in Belarus, and a campaign slogan generator that only outputs gibberish. Jack Bazoo Runs for President is a chaotic political-spy satire about incompetence, manufactured virality, and the terrifying possibility that all it takes to win is going viral at the right moment.