My name is Frank Ernest Gilchrest McHard and I am the chief cook and bottle washer for a space station in the far deep. It is a job, one that I love. I get to make days special when the holidays come around. Sometimes though the weirdest things happen, but that I what I have come to expect after year in the deep dark. All around the year, no matter the form, I make the meals that make the day special.

Writer of fiction in the fields of fantasy, science fiction, horror, poetry and even erotica