To All the Penises I've Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer. Ranging from funny to filthy, this collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who. "e;Morning After"e;"e;Ballroom Dance"e;"e;To All the Penises I've Ever Known"e;"e;Complete Your Assignments"e;"e;Missed Connection"e;"e;Me and Fat Marge"e;"e;Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica"e;