"Congratulations! You've found the world's most relatable guide to surviving life when your biggest achievement today was remembering to wear pants. Dave?our hero, our legend, our cautionary tale?navigates the soul-crushing monotony of existence with the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. From losing battles with his blanket to holding staring contests with judgmental squirrels, this book is a masterclass in finding humor in the mundane (and occasionally sobbing into your cereal).

Perfect for anyone who's ever:

• Faked productivity by reorganizing desktop icons
• Debated if 'second dinner' is a meal or a cry for help
• Felt personally victimized by their own alarm clock

Read it and weep (from laughter... or recognition)."

"Like a hug from a nihilist who also brought snacks."

(Note: Snacks not included. But you should probably eat something.)