Who's a lad to trust, when he finds himself caught up in local politics?

Colin is terrified of having his hair cut, especially at Butcher Barnet's. He'd much rather go with his best mate, Dezzie, to the Merrie England Amusement Park, on the day their school is being used as a local election polling station. Unfortunately for Colin, his mum has other plans for him. He knows he can't win their battle of wits, but luckily for Colin, Dezzie comes up with foolproof plan...

Set in England in the late 1960s, The Merrie England Conspiracy is a comedy about friendship, trust... and local politics.