In a wonderful world where monsters are captured and pitted against each other in joyous battle, people's and monsters' flaws still thunder to the forefront.

Indecisiveness, vindictiveness, gentleness, cleverness... some traits get rewarded in the fiery, explosive, chaotic world of Culinpon and some don't. Matthew Atkinson has shake-shake-shake caught an irreverent, satirical monster-catching SHORT STORY from his collection, Liquid Lightning that will have you wishing monsters were real, but maybe not for the reason you used to.