Why take responsibility... when you can dodge it like a pro?

If you've ever wished for a step-by-step guide to avoiding adulting, faking productivity, and escaping life's endless to-do lists?this is your new favorite book.

"Why Take Responsibility When You Can Dodge It?" is a hilarious, sharp-witted, and dangerously relatable self-help parody for anyone who's ever ghosted a meeting invite, fake-coughed their way out of plans, or used "Wi-Fi issues" as an excuse (again).

Inside, you'll discover 23 clever, laugh-out-loud strategies to avoid responsibility without losing your job, your friends, or your sanity. From the classic "I'm too busy" excuse to advanced-level techniques like blaming technology or inventing mysterious emergencies, this book is your personal toolkit for sidestepping life with humor, charm, and zero shame.

Whether you're:

• A burned-out millennial looking for a relatable escape
• A Gen Z master of distraction
• An office worker craving passive-aggressive survival tips
• Or just someone who loves dark humor, sarcasm, and creative excuses

...this book will speak your language.

Packed with funny life hacks, anti-productivity tips, and satirical advice for modern stress, this guide helps you laugh through the madness of modern life?and maybe learn a few slick moves along the way.

Perfect for fans of satirical self-help, workplace humor, and books like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, this is your permission slip to not take life too seriously.