Crash Course on Selling Crap You Found in Your Parents' Attic is the ultimate no-nonsense guide for anyone ready to turn forgotten junk into real money-fast. If you've ever stared at dusty boxes in the attic wondering if that old toaster or stack of VHS tapes could pay your bills, this book is your cheat code. Written with brutal honesty, sarcastic humor, and practical tips, it cuts through the fluff and delivers step-by-step strategies for identifying valuable trash, pricing like a pro, and selling on platforms like eBay, Etsy, and Facebook Marketplace without losing your mind.

Inside, you'll discover how to spot hidden treasures among sentimental clutter, master the art of killer listings, handle lowballers and trolls like a boss, and avoid common scams that can wipe out your profits. Whether you're a total beginner or a casual reseller looking to level up, this crash course gives you everything you need to build a thriving side hustle selling vintage, retro, and weird attic finds.

Perfect for treasure hunters, side hustlers, garage sale fanatics, and anyone who wants to make extra cash from things collecting dust at home. Learn how to flip attic junk for profit, boost your resale game, and create a brand that stands out-all without wasting time or money.