I'm Lexi, and I made the huge mistake of accidentally insulting and challenging Aphrodite. She's whisked me away to a labyrinth full of her loyal monsters, and now I have to satisfy them. I've already encountered the minotaur, who left me sticky and breathless. This time, it's the cyclops, and I'm scared that this monster is actually going to break me...

I'm always thinking about monsters, monsters, monsters.