Sometimes you gotta friend-zone someone, even if ? no, especially if ? you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he's a threat to your heart.

Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That's romance author, Drew Katterman.

Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That's me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon.

Drew's fans call him brilliant. His detractors call him a playboy.

My reviewers call me talented. My enemies call me opportunistic.

Drew? He calls me perfect. And I call him a threat to my heart because he's flirtatious, fun, and rich. He also has a gorgeous girlfriend, and I want only a professional relationship with him to prove my detractors wrong. Right?

So why do his sexy smile and kind words inspire ideas that have nothing to do with a microphone and a manuscript?

My competitors may be wrong about me sleeping my way to success, but they're correct about one thing: I'm in this business to succeed. Screwing with Drew Katterman can only break my heart and prove the competition right.

NOTE: Thick as a Brick hits a two on the spice-o-meter, but the rest of the series is a hot level four. This means if you're offended by four-letter words and people enjoying sex, this isn't the series for you.

READING ORDER:
Fatkini
The Skinny
Thick and Thin
Thinly Veiled
Thicker than Water
Thick as a Brick (Prequel: this title can be read out of sequence)

Break (Standalone novel: For best experience read after Thicker than Water, but this title can be read out of sequence)