A side-splitting collection of the most earnest and mangled attempts at the English language made by generations of schoolchildren. Includes, amongst hundreds of others, the following howlers: Coal is decayed vegetarians. Socrates died of an overdose of wedlock. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak. The King wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermin. In the middle of the 18th Century all the morons moved to Utah. The German Emperor's lower passage was blocked by the English. The French Revolution was caused by overcharging taxis. Nets are holes surrounded by pieces of string. In biology today we digested a frog. The seventh commandment is 'Thou shall not admit adultery'. Pompeii was destroyed by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population. Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery. Be they funny, irreverent or just plain silly, Mr McGreevy's Absolute Howlers are guaranteed to have you weeping with laughter.
Autorentext
Autorentext
Norman McGreevy
Titel
Must Try Harder!
Untertitel
The Very Worst Howlers By Schoolchildren
Autor
EAN
9781780337395
ISBN
978-1-78033-739-5
Format
E-Book (epub)
Hersteller
Herausgeber
Veröffentlichung
01.03.2012
Digitaler Kopierschutz
Adobe-DRM
Anzahl Seiten
128
Jahr
2012
Untertitel
Englisch
Features
Unterstützte Lesegerätegruppen: PC/MAC/eReader/Tablet
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