Meet Grump the Gargoyle-centuries old, whiskey-loving, and utterly unimpressed with humanity's nonsense. From his perch atop his author's desk, Grump fields life's most ridiculous questions: relationship woes, creative crises, and whether gnomes can be trusted (spoiler: no). His answers? Honest, unfiltered, and about as comforting as sandpaper-but somehow exactly what you needed to hear.

For readers who enjoy humor, sarcasm, and a touch of stone-cold wisdom, Unhelpful Life Advice from Grump the Gargoyle delivers all three-plus a few chips off the old block.

Peter J. Foote is a bestselling speculative fiction writer from Nova Scotia, Canada. Most of his stories are within the genres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror. Outside of writing, he runs a used bookstore specializing in fantasy & sci-fi, cosplays with his wife, and alternates between red wine and coffee as the mood demands. Believing that an author should write what he knows, many of Peter's stories reflect his personal life and experiences. As the founder of the group "Genre Writers of Atlantic Canada", Peter believes that the writing community is stronger when it works together.