A brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to pregnancy ? the good, the gross, and the downright ridiculous.

Forget the sugar-coated "what to expect" manuals. Survival Guide: Pregnancy Edition ? The Things They Forgot to Mention (On Purpose!) is the no-filter, humor-packed handbook every mom-to-be actually needs.

Inside, R. Valery takes you through every trimester and beyond ? from prenatal puke marathons to postpartum chaos ? with honesty, heart, and hilarious storytelling.

Inside you'll find:

• 15 hilarious, totally relatable chapters about pregnancy's weirdest truths

• The real side of "the glow" (spoiler: it's mostly sweat)

• Chaos, cravings, crying fits, and comedy ? all in one survival guide

• The things they don't tell you... on purpose

Whether you're a first-time mom, seasoned pro, or searching for the perfect baby shower gift, this book is your go-to for laughing through the madness.

Because pregnancy isn't just beautiful ? it's beautifully chaotic.