It's been a few years - decades - since Frankenstein has had a date and he's got no idea how to go about getting one these days. Luckily for him his best friends Drac and Bob are ready to help him.

Bob sets up a dating profile for him with an undoctored picture and, to everyone's surprise, the likes start pouring in. But will the dates that result from these matches be anything but a disaster?

Best-selling author Sean Michael is a maple leaf?loving Canadian who spends hours hiding out in used book stores. With far more ideas than time, Sean keeps several documents open at all times. From romance to fantasy, paranormal and sci-fi, Sean is limited only by the need for sleep?and the periodic Beaver Tail.

Sean fantasizes about one day retiring on a secluded island populated entirely by horseshoe crabs after inventing a brain-to-computer dictation system. Until then, Sean will continue to write the old-fashioned way.