I needed a job to cover my bills, so I was stuck playing an elf.

At least Santa was super hot to look at.

During our break, he offered something to help both of us relieve stress. I would be with him as a free-use elf. Maybe I should have said no, but I was excited to give it a chance.

Besides, who else could say they've been with Santa every day? I'd take that gift while on his naughty list any day.