When Gretel and Hansel inherit their late father's rural home, they see a lifeline?a chance to rebuild amid rising property values and fast-gentrifying fields. But the house comes with a second mortgage, a looming balloon payment, and a too-good-to-be-true offer from Holda Properties: *We'll buy it as-is. You stay. You even get to buy it back.*
What follows is a masterclass in legal predation. The "rent" escalates. "Occupancy fees" appear. Mandatory "repairs" pile up?financed at 18% interest. Every clause is buried, every trap is lawful, and the house grows sweeter even as it bleeds them dry.
*CRUMB* reimagines Hansel & Gretel as a chilling parable of modern housing horror?where the witch isn't cackling in the woods, but sitting across a polished desk, offering kindness wrapped in an ironclad contract.
Set against the backdrop of inherited debt, gig economy exhaustion, and the slow violence of paperwork, this Thornevald Grimm Tale asks: when the system is designed to extract your hope along with your equity, is walking away the only form of resistance left?
Perfect for readers of *Parasite*, *The Social Dilemma*, and *Severance*, *CRUMB* delivers intimate, systemic horror with no easy exits?only clear-eyed reckoning.