Ray Boden is stunned when his wife gets him a strapon dildo for Christmas. But Ray has an even bigger surprise coming. This short story features explicit sexual content and is intended for mature readers only [4800 words].

Walker Long lives in relative obscurity in a medium sized city near the geographic center of the United States. He divides his time between writing erotic fiction with a humorous twist, writing humorous fiction with an erotic twist, and working for a living.