A surreal satire about some toys who learn about Bay's movies and vow to get revenge for the way he portrays them- and the universe as a whole.

William Hrdina writes Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations.
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William Hrdina was born in Chicago in 1974 and has been recently transplanted to Portland, Oregon where he is very happy with his animal children and his wife.